Sitemap - 2023 - Respectful Smartass
#80: 2023 Respectful Smartass Wrapped
A Sale? For Black Friday? Groundbreaking.
#79: Slay Mama! This Woman Started Baby Botox on Her Baby
#78: Diary of a Girl Discovering She's Concussed
#77: Diary of a Girl Who Doesn't Know She's Concussed
Reflections on Austin Film Festival
#76: Diary of a Cursed First-Time Surfer Girl
#75: It's the Most Horrorible Time of the Year
#74: Essential Things to Do Before Packing for Your Trip
#73: Your Guide to the Blue Supermoon That Already Happened
Gratitude Report from the Clouds ✈️
#71: A Realistic Attempt at Meditating
#69: The World is Your Oyster and These 5 Other Mollusks
#68: Congress to Confirm Existence of Aliens by Adding Them on BeReal
Arts & Crafts & Naps & Anticipation
#67: Sweltering Girl Summer Starter Pack
#66: Hollywood Takes Big Bad Wolf Approach to Strike Negotiations
A New Notebook and Nice Things
#64: It's My Birthday, I'll Cliche If I Want To
#63: What Type of Summer Do You Have in Store?
#62: A Comprehensive Guide to Surviving SoCal June Gloom
A High Dessert Jelly Belly Tooth Decay Slay
#61: A People Pleaser's Guide to Being Left Alone in Public
#60: American Air Travel is an Elaborate Torture Experiment, Actually
A Sweaty Summer Birthday Fit for a King
#59: Back Home Again in Indiana
Summer Smells, Scenic Routes, & Book Barns
#57: Car Alarms Should Be More Annoying and Specific, Actually
#56: How to Compromise by Rejecting Every Proposal and Refusing to Counter
Mother May I Wish You Happy Birthday?
#55: An Incomplete List of Things That Gave Me Nightmares this Week
#54: Earth Pissed Celebration Only Lasts One Day After All She’s Done for You
Spiky Buns, Writing Fun, & Neighbor Serenades
#53: Some Little Things I'm Loving
#52: Happy Birthday Respectful Smartass! 🥳
#51: Claustrophobia Soft Launch
#50: How Your Period Blood Can Tell if You Were Burned at the Stake in a Past Life
49: It's Always Sunny on St. Paddy's
I Want to Live Inside This Prada Ad
#45: How to Give In to Writer’s Block So Completely You Never Write Again
#44: I Accidentally Sold My Soul to the Devil Via 'Be Mine' Valentine
#42: Love Letter to My First Cali Quake
#41: How to Be the Host with the Most (Neurosis)
#40: 7 Californian Wonders That Will Soothe Your Fear of Never Making It