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A Very Grateful 2023

#81: How to Make a Difficult Decision by Asking the Opinion of Everyone You Know and Then Doing the First Thing You Thought of Anyway

#80: 2023 Respectful Smartass Wrapped

Sleeper Keepers

A Sale? For Black Friday? Groundbreaking.

#79: Slay Mama! This Woman Started Baby Botox on Her Baby

Gratitude & Gravy

#78: Diary of a Girl Discovering She's Concussed

#77: Diary of a Girl Who Doesn't Know She's Concussed

Reflections on Austin Film Festival

OOO for AFF

#76: Diary of a Cursed First-Time Surfer Girl

Phone Stuff and Fun Stuff

Buying some more time

I am concussed :/

#75: It's the Most Horrorible Time of the Year

A Big Win :)

Sick Note

#74: Essential Things to Do Before Packing for Your Trip

Bottoms, Taps, & Playdates

#73: Your Guide to the Blue Supermoon That Already Happened

#72: A Brief History Lesson

Gratitude Report from the Clouds ✈️

#71: A Realistic Attempt at Meditating

#70: The Lions Are Loose

The Girls Are Girling

#69: The World is Your Oyster and These 5 Other Mollusks

#68: Congress to Confirm Existence of Aliens by Adding Them on BeReal

Arts & Crafts & Naps & Anticipation

#67: Sweltering Girl Summer Starter Pack

#66: Hollywood Takes Big Bad Wolf Approach to Strike Negotiations

A New Notebook and Nice Things

#65: Time Is A Choppy Sea

#64: It's My Birthday, I'll Cliche If I Want To

Writing, Playing, Resting

#63: What Type of Summer Do You Have in Store?

#62: A Comprehensive Guide to Surviving SoCal June Gloom

A High Dessert Jelly Belly Tooth Decay Slay

#61: A People Pleaser's Guide to Being Left Alone in Public

#60: American Air Travel is an Elaborate Torture Experiment, Actually

A Sweaty Summer Birthday Fit for a King

#59: Back Home Again in Indiana

#58: 7 Things to Think While You Hike Through the Most Beautiful Forest You've Ever Seen Instead of Being Present and Taking It All In

Summer Smells, Scenic Routes, & Book Barns

#57: Car Alarms Should Be More Annoying and Specific, Actually

#56: How to Compromise by Rejecting Every Proposal and Refusing to Counter

Mother May I Wish You Happy Birthday?

#55: An Incomplete List of Things That Gave Me Nightmares this Week

#54: Earth Pissed Celebration Only Lasts One Day After All She’s Done for You

Spiky Buns, Writing Fun, & Neighbor Serenades

#53: Some Little Things I'm Loving

#52: Happy Birthday Respectful Smartass! 🥳

#51: Claustrophobia Soft Launch

#50: How Your Period Blood Can Tell if You Were Burned at the Stake in a Past Life

Ode to Rejection

49: It's Always Sunny on St. Paddy's

#48: What's the Poop?

Lovey Dovey Poem Growems

#47: The Grocery Games

#46: Baby's First SoulCycle

I Want to Live Inside This Prada Ad

#45: How to Give In to Writer’s Block So Completely You Never Write Again

#44: I Accidentally Sold My Soul to the Devil Via 'Be Mine' Valentine

A Love Letter to Taxes

#43: Choking on Air

#42: Love Letter to My First Cali Quake

Dopey Day

#41: How to Be the Host with the Most (Neurosis)

#40: 7 Californian Wonders That Will Soothe Your Fear of Never Making It

What We Do in the River

Birth, Death, & Life in Between