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#115: Another Poem Because I Feel Like It

Nov 8 •

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#114: Books, Baseball, Ballots, & More!

Nov 1 •

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#113: Full Moon Poem & A Friend's Play

Oct 18 •

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#112: Hahaha I’m Moving Again Lol

Oct 11 •

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#111: The 12 Steps of Algoholics Anonymous

Sep 20 •

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When Big Wins Become Baby Steps

Sep 18 •

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#110: Woman Invites Guests Monthly to Justify Deep Cleaning Apartment to Escape Usual Squalor

Sep 13 •

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#109: 5 Steps for Handling Rejection Like a Professional Failure

Sep 6 •

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LIFE UPDATE DUMP

Sep 4 •

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#108: Scratch and Stiff

Aug 30 •

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