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May 12, 2023Liked by Ariana Newhouse

For when someone bumps your parked car and think it's okay to NOT leave a not. The sound would go... *high pitch screaming that would make all dogs in the surrounding area bark* and then say " KNOW WHAT YOU DID. I SAW YOU. I SAW YOU. CRIMINAL CRIMINAL." Makes sure everybody around would know you did wrong.

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Hahahaha I LOVE this. Absolutely adding this to the patent!!!

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You've found humor in such an unpleasant experience. Truly a gift! 🙌🏼

Take this car alarm idea to Shark Tank NOW!!

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Aww thank you!! Would love to collab on a special poetry car alarm before I take this to the Sharks lol 🤪

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EEE WOO EEE WOO

TOUCH ME NOT!

EEE WOO EEE WOO

QUIT THAT THOUGHT.

EEE WOO EEE WOO

YOU DON'T OWN ME

EEE WOO EEE WOO

SOMEONE ELSE HAS MY KEYS!

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You can build on this and we can make this our special presentation song hahaha!

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omg this is genius!! lol

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