Sisterly Celebration!
DOPAMINE DUMP
Treasured friends,
I write to you from the tarmac of the Dallas Fort Worth airport. The entire family’s on board. (My mom would like to request you don’t rob our house while we’re out. I’d like to add that you shouldn’t waste your time with it anyway. There are surely bigger fish to fry, if you’re a thieving sort of frycook, which I’m certain none of you…
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