Patdowns & Hometowns
DOPAMINE DUMP
Good morning lovelies,
I am typing to you from the Indianapolis airport, which is gorgeous, by the way. Probably my favorite one. (That isn’t sarcasm. The Indy airport rules.) Today’s dump begins with a shoutout to the TSA lady who yelled, “Let me know if you don’t understand the concept of ‘nothing in your pockets.’ Seriously, if you don’t understand w…
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